Tokyo Sandblaster

Where one shoves graded grounded down stones (of various assortment) up their rectum, for a standard business day to build up chunks of fecal sediment, after which they have sexual butt intercourse with another

I've got crust down south, could use a tokyo sandblaster.

Oh Tokyo sand blast me baby

You are a sandblaster master!

by The sandblaster master November 11, 2010

tokyo sandblaster

ice cold handjobs often sold in groups of 3 for 5k

for the perfect tokyo sandblaster she put her hands deep in the bucket of ice til they became optimal tempature for some ice cold handjobs

by ice cold handjobs November 12, 2010

tokyo sandblaster

Proper noun: After drying one's penis to the point of near rash, mount from behind and thrust sexually. Upon climax scream "It's Godzilla!" Over and over

Conan: Dude, I gave this girl a Tokyo sandblaster last night!
Jeffrey: Well did you even have the decency to take her out for an egg roll after?

by The Forgotten Hobbit November 13, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

A sexual act involving blowing uncooked white rice into a partner's anus with a straw.

He's so whipped he even let her give him a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by pleezel23 November 11, 2010

tokyo sandblaster

The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.

John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by brb187 November 11, 2010

tokyo sandblaster

When a red haired man styles his pubic hair into a pompadour, shaves his testicles to the form of a beard, and proceeds to have intercourse with a overweight lady's belly button.

Dude, last night I busted the tokyo sandblaster on that fat bitch Cindy!

by FudgePackah November 11, 2010

tokyo sandblast

According to Guitar Hero streamer Acai28, a Tokyo Sandblast is a sexual act in which oneself or a partner engaged in hand stimulation rubs their hand back and forth on the penis glans repeatedly upon climax.

In high school, me and my buds gave eachother Tokyo Sandblasts all the time!
I hung out with the wrong people in high school.

by aImDuMAsS197 September 25, 2021