A person with parental tendencies who does weird shit to mice. Swabs can often be seen talking about their 3 loves: keyboards, Quesadillas, and sedating small animals, especially mice.
by QuestionableOtter July 05, 2020
Receiving oral while cleaning your ears in a pleasurable fashion with a Q tip or cotton swab. Also known as an “SJ” or the good ol Gerstenzang. In honor of Leo Gerstenzang, the inventor of the Q tip.
by Edward2yourMother February 24, 2018
the action of taking a cotton swab and gathering a sample of a woman's genital excretions and inserting the swab into the anal cavity of a male or female. The swab must puncture the intestine of the receiver which the receiver will be gooning. after a condom filled with piss of which will be frozen is inserted into the receiver's anal cavity. Inside the anal cavity, the female excretion and the urine will mix and make a piss baby that will shat out and be forced to learn calculus.
My mistress and I partake in some intense pissbuttbaby swabbing from time to time. And I beat my piss butt baby when they don't complete their calculus pisswork.
by The pissbuttbaby lover January 02, 2025
Slang for nasopharyngeal swabs used to test people for COVID 19. So named because the Nurse or Doctor (usually Nurse) doing the test inserts a long handled swab into the subject's nose and into one of their sinus cavities. The sinuses produce snot, and COVID 19 lives in the sinuses.
As a healthcare worker, I have to go for COVID 19 testing every 2 weeks at work. It doesn't hurt that much if the Nurse doing the test uses a gentle touch (it's no more painful than having chlorinated pool water enter your nostrils). At my last COVID test, I joked with my Nurse friend inserting the swab, "Time for a snot swab"
by chrisssy226 November 20, 2020