Even Cows Lick Stamps

Used as an agreement. Equivalent to "that was bound to happen" but with an extra shade of meaning toward stupid people, or the inevitability of stupid events taking place.

Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.

Person 1: I thought John would have learned his lesson about not viewing porn on his office computer.

Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.

by Andy Borne August 9, 2004

Stamps

the marks on the body left when a girl presses her wet coochie onto it, usually after sex

"baby, want some stamps?"
"it's 2am. What do I need to mail right now?"
*presses coochie onto leg several times*
"BWAHAHAHHA!"
"YOU BITCH"

by Kristin December 28, 2005

Starostka

Hard working people who bond together as one. they are the fucking shit. everyone wants to be like or have a starostka on there side. They are strong determined and oh so good looking. Some are better then others in one thing, but the others make up for it in another thing. So pretty much they own at life aka. sports, music, intelligence and everything else. Who wouldn't want to be a or marry a Starostka. They're the bomb.

Starostka billionaries. Sex Pot. Cheetah. Hard Core. Party-hard. Sex Gods.

by Starry_Night January 20, 2010

John Stamosos

Inventor of Apple. Propa goat, propa memer, can crank on kids, wants to join your culture because he's a goat. He touched his own leg at 5 years old.

John Stamosos

by vipzhere September 24, 2019

stamoochie

when someone's stomach stomach overlap on their coochie

"you saw sasha? ever since she had her baby she got a stamoochie"

by Nothing.But.Trouble January 16, 2008

stagosaurus

The old guys at the stag party.

Uncles Joe, Pete and Bob sat at their own table during the stag party. They weren't doing shots at the bar or throwing dice with the young bucks. Just sipping their beers and waiting for the entertainment to begin. Their table came to be known as the "stagosaurus" table.

by donthewad July 16, 2013

brown shield stamps

Turd-Tokens, Shit Tickets, Bumwad, Bog Roll.

Toilet tissue paper.

"Hey ma! You'll have to pickup the shoppin' alone, I'm on the bog an' we ain't got any brown shield stamps!"

by Baron Of Stuff November 29, 2007