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short shorts

very, very short shorts
ew, he's wearing short shorts.

damn, she's wearing short shorts
by the breshkleeg master thing February 4, 2009
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Sorostitute

A member of a sorority, usually from Long Island or Westchester County (or Bethesda, or Fairfax, or....) who drives a big SUV, talks loudly on her cell phone all the time about the stupidest things, wears sex pants (which come off ever Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights at (add greek letters) fraternity. Shouldn't really be in college.
I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when a sorostitute in her land rover pulled out of her sorority house and hit me because she was talking on her cell phone, on the way back to Long Island.
by Scott September 27, 2003
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Canadian Shortstop

unexpectedly fingering the butthole during a more typical sexual activity; between second and third bases
Hey Dana, don't let that hockey player Canadian shortstop you!
by queenbeardIII May 1, 2009
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White Shorts

a phrase that was created at Lakewood High School in Lakewood CA

if a girl is wearing white shorts, it is safe to assume that she takes it in the ass during sex.

any guy that sees a female wearing white shorts, has the right to scream "white shorts!" as loud as possible to let everyone in the area know she does.
walking down the street with the bros..
scope a fine group of girls and notice one with white shorts on
"WHITE SHORTS!!"
by c-well September 14, 2011
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Sorosh

The king of all kings; someone who knows whats what. Can also be someone who gets all the girls by just winking at them; player.
Man, look at that Sorosh. I wish i could be like him.
by therealdefinitionss December 20, 2020
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shortsman disease

A disease that only exists in people that are shorter than average height. Symtoms include easily becoming angry at others, trying to hard to prove yourself, doing anything you can to hide your height.
Why is ben acting like such a dick?" "Its probably his shortsman disease.
by Ben Councel September 24, 2011
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Go to shorts

Go to shorts are your best pair of either LeBron or jordan brand shorts. any other brand sucks. it is preferably Jordan

it gives you swagg and u'll get u d wet 4 sure
guy 1, "yo nigga, how we gonna get dees fine ass hoes at school to suck our dicks man?"
guy 2, "man, lets wear are Go to shorts, then we'll get our D wet for sure."
by benny d from NYC December 2, 2009
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