Softball

1 reason you cant date a softball player:
1. Lesbian

that softball player is a lesbian

by rightright November 16, 2011

Softball

Letting a guy think that they're getting a "Home Run" when they're really only getting to "Third Base".

"Man, she came over yesterday and we had an intense game of Softball."

"Hey, do you want to come over and play softball?"

by MattressDancer February 14, 2009

simpson university softball

A group of white girls known as the school sluts. Known as "2015 National Champions" but really won a tournament that was a joke.

You fucked a Simpson University Softball girl... Typical.

by NAIAStud September 4, 2016

softball

cocaine; usually an 8ball of white

"Im bout to get that softball,you down?"

"you already know"

by nati boy May 27, 2006

softball

Softball (see zzzzzzzzzz) < Lacrosse (see best damn sport ever). Why the hell would anyone play softball, with a game like lax in the world, softball sux get used to it.

Softball sucks ass, hard.

by Katie April 20, 2005

shitballscockass

when you shit on someones balls and stick the cock in your ass and shit on it more and cut your lip open and give a bloody blowjob.

i gave your dad a shitballscockass and he nutted.

by johnnycockasshitcumnugtit March 21, 2009

holy shitballs

a young christian girl whos short. and well obviously has a face shaped like a ball. and enjoys customising shit and takeing rough concrete shits all over the placy

i clicked on a holy shitballs 's picture and then i clicked on another one. they were customized. the 2nd one had shit on her face

by truth of truths May 24, 2009