SMP - social media prayer

SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.

A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.

by Bridget Soden April 9, 2008

Social-Media Induced Psychosis

When an individual acquires too much attention on social media, they can become mentally unstable, due to an over-abundance of photographs of the male genitals, or too many "thirsty niggas" in one's DM's

My friend had Snapchat for 3 months, but then she got Social-Media Induced Psychosis and moved to Maine

by TheSauteéd1 April 2, 2017

a person who does not use social media

Social media ghost (SMG)
A person who does not use social media

I can't find Don anywhere on social media. He must be a social media ghost (SMG) in other words he is a person who does not use social media.

by CFOD December 2, 2016

social-unrest media

A term to describe the use of Facebook and Twitter in the Arab world.

Social-unrest media is a useful tool for protesters to organize themselves.

by Rico2112 March 4, 2011

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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Social-Media-Terrorism

With the use of social media tools, individual(s) cause damage thru bad behavior, P.R., lies, half-truths, rumors, etc. to a company's brand or product. The effect is terror and distraction to the brand's core IP.

social-media-terrorism

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/16/business/media/16dominos.html?ref=technology

http://blog.plusfactory.net/2009/04/man-made-digital-media-disasters-or- social-media-terrorism

by plusman April 16, 2009

Social Media Cock Hoarder

An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.

that bitch is on an fb cock hoard

your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve

by themuffler May 14, 2015