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Smeg

a baby or a stupid person (sh-meg)
hey you won't jump of a cliff oh, your a smeg
by shady dude March 21, 2022
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Skegness Smeg Nest

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.
Jane was looking hungry, so the guys gave her a Skegness Smeg Nest.
by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025
mugGet the Skegness Smeg Nestmug.

Smeg

Hello brother, can I please have a couple inhales on your smeg
by Tyl3rmxkay April 25, 2019
mugGet the Smegmug.

Smeg

Scotland Maxwell has allot of smeg
by Biillaayy December 8, 2010
mugGet the Smegmug.

Smeg

somebody who needs a wash or doesn’t know how to wash properly
Sam:i stink
ally:ew you smeg
by kmc.x January 29, 2018
mugGet the Smegmug.

Skegness Smeg Nest

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.
Jane was looking hungry, so the guys gave her a Skegness Smeg Nest.
by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025
mugGet the Skegness Smeg Nestmug.

smeg tip

The japs eye, the bit of the penis piss and jizz comes out.
Was wanking real hard looking at the smeg tip, it winked and next thing I jizzed in my eye.
by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020
mugGet the smeg tipmug.

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