Smeg

a baby or a stupid person (sh-meg)

hey you won't jump of a cliff oh, your a smeg

by shady dude March 21, 2022

Skegness Smeg Nest

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.

Jane was looking hungry, so the guys gave her a Skegness Smeg Nest.

by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025

Smeg

A hand rolled cigarette

Hello brother, can I please have a couple inhales on your smeg

by Tyl3rmxkay April 25, 2019

Smeg

Smeg left over cum from the penis

Scotland Maxwell has allot of smeg

by Biillaayy December 8, 2010

Smeg

somebody who needs a wash or doesn’t know how to wash properly

Sam:i stink
ally:ew you smeg

by kmc.x January 29, 2018

Skegness Smeg Nest

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.

Jane was looking hungry, so the guys gave her a Skegness Smeg Nest.

by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025

smeg tip

The japs eye, the bit of the penis piss and jizz comes out.

Was wanking real hard looking at the smeg tip, it winked and next thing I jizzed in my eye.

by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020