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serious bean

An expression one uses to descirbe a person who rashly seizes every opportunity to take life far too damn seriously.
Chris: "Turn off the music, i can't concentrate on my driving."

Matt: "Screw you Chris, you freaking serious bean."
by Matt Kinghorn March 15, 2007
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Strios

Expired bread that has a hint of fish in it.
Amanda: Hm, What the heck I have this expired strios in my desk.
Ninea: aye that’s my favorite snacc, with some pancreas on the side-
Amanda: what the flapaclap
by ryan_schenk June 24, 2019
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TV Series

A way to incapacitate a human for about 5 days.
Steve decided to watch an entire TV series on Netflix. It's been a week, and he just stopped watching
by Nintendium-chan November 14, 2014
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Dead Serious

To be completely serious; not joking.
Suzie: You don't have an ass.
Sally: Stop lying.
Suzie: I'm dead serious.
by BellaW January 4, 2009
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Record Entire Series

The written equivalent of 'I (or 'you') have no life'. It is derived from the TiVo television recording device. When you have selected a program to record, the machine asks you if you want to 'Record Entire Series'. This choice will provide you with much viewing fodder for months to come. This is a necessary choice for those devoid of options for social interaction.
Person 1: So, what are you doing this Saturday.
Person B: I don't know, rearranging my sock drawer.
Person 1: And that night?
Person B: Reading "The Two Towers", or something on TV.
Person 1: Jesus. Record entire series.
Person B: Yeah, I know. Don't need to rub it in.
by Mike Grant October 23, 2007
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Are you serious?

A question asked in disbelief with an extremely sarcastic tone questioning someones actions or statement. It is a way to point out someones stupidity in the form of a question.

total disbelief or dissapointment in how someone did or said something.

Note: it is a very hard inflection that goes up to indicate the question
Hall: i definitely think that girl is hotter than jessica simpson.

Bush: that girl in our science class she's barely average.

Hall: I think she's amazingly gorgeous and makes simpson look ugly?

Bush: Are you serious?
by Randoni April 6, 2009
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Serosia

Serosia: “I don’t know how long it takes to cure a Serosia”- No, it is not an STD or any kind of medical condition. They are actually a pretty awesome band from Dallas, Texas. They made the word up, and no, the word does not have anything to do with any of the band members penises. Mangos are not to be in the presence of these guys due to the fact that they could cause serious rashes. And whatever you do, do not ask about the peanut butter jelly bean that is in the witness protection program- it is a very, very sore subject. If you’re trying to impress one of them, just pee on their bed; they like that. Serosia; rockin’ your face off since 2007.
Serosia sounds like: Ser-oh-zhuh
by Flying Purple People Eater January 11, 2009
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