scrandal

verb: to discretely exaimine another's body (usually attractive), especially chest, crotch and butt regions. Usually people do this to stranger but occassionly to people they know.

noun: someone who repeteadly scrandals someone

Dude, come scrandal this girl and tell me what you think.

I saw you scrandaling her, you devil, you.

by Captain Zach May 29, 2007

Scwaddle

Goon Goblin Friend Slockster

My scwaddle was straight beasting yesterday.

by Brittany Ell December 27, 2008

scridden

a task deserving of patient undertaking that has evidently been executed expeditiously. A bungled effort. Abortive fruition.

That microwaved scridden came back as quickly as it was cooked!

by Trivers February 9, 2010

scrandemic

like a pandemic but scranning. so it is a food pandemic, where you scran out

yo man i'm starvin, so gonna go home and have a scrandemic

by ifherufhioheiyo July 6, 2011

Straddlegy

When an individual or company has numerous goals, but can't seem to land on one specific strategy that will get them to where they want to be.

Company A wants to increase profits and sales so they look at multiple strategies. Instead of coming to a consensus on how to get there with one strategy, each person sets out on their own direction and they never get there. Hence overall you have a straddlegy.

by HobbyCop893 August 5, 2012

Scrandled

The state of being high from smoking a potent dose marijuana.

"Damn Kyle, that weed was good as hell.
Hell yeah pierre! I'm fucking scrandled!"

by RonCorCJ July 31, 2017

Straddle some cows

Fuck 8 big men at once

I'm gonna go straddle some cows tonight!!

by Allisssoonn7 August 7, 2017