God Scissors

When someone uses their teeth to cut, break or rip someone or something.

Guy1: Hey man how did you open that?

Guy2: I used my teeth.

Guy3: Seems like you’re blessed with a pair of God Scissors!

God Scissors by ;-------> July 6, 2021

Safety scissors 

Lesbians who use protective gear.

I seriously don’t want my scissor to cut myself, so I replaced them with safety scissors !

Safety scissors by stonebullets February 4, 2022

lava scissors 

When two girls fuck scissor style while on their period

“I like watching my porn lava scissors style.”
“What the hell is wrong with you Mat?”

lava scissors by Gender_juice April 10, 2023

Rock paper scissors

Why was my rock paper scissors one not get published. (I chose rock btw). I jsut want to play some paper paper scissors

Let's play some rock paper scissors please

Rock paper scissors by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020

Glock Paper Scissors

When someone tries to outdo you in a rock paper scissors game in an attempt to force you into doing something you REALLY don't want to do, so you shoot them.

Roommate: "Man, these dishes are stacked! Rock paper scissors for who has to do 'em!"

Me: "Glock paper scissors, SHOOT!"

*LOUD POP* *THUD*

Me: "I win."

When I realize that I may have to do dishes in prison:

*LOUD POP* *THUD*

Glock Paper Scissors by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023

Strippers with Scissors 

Female hair stylists

Bill: Wow, your ex-girlfriend is hot but she's muy loco!
Dennis: Yeah I know... Strippers with Scissors. What are ya gonna do?

Strippers with Scissors by tag heuer August 27, 2009

Chocolate Scissors 

When two women defecate in each others vagina's, and then scissor each other

Tori and Sarah engaged in chocolate scissors after getting drunk at the bar.

Chocolate Scissors by Cristler May 17, 2009