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geeko sapiens

Singular or plural noun. As for the word homo sapiens, a geeko sapiens is considered as a "wise geek", a white hat hacker and sometimes a gray hat hacker.

The notable example of the word usage is in the famous drawing of Nitrozac & Snaggy -
Geeko sapiens, talking to a classmate: Give me your lunch money or I'll hack into your homepage.
by Geeko Sapiens March 21, 2010
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slomo sapiens

A species of human beings that walk slowly everywhere and block your path.
Sam: Dude, why are you so late?
Dude: Slomo sapiens. Fucking slomo sapiens.
Sam: Oh, got it.
by hwip July 16, 2011
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sapiosexual

"George is sapiosexual. That's a nice way of saying he hasn't been laid in years."
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sapiosexual

A person who values intelligence as a key feature of attraction. No matter how attractive their interest is, the moment they speak and prove themselves of sub par intelligence to the desired level, it is an instant deal breaker and turn off.

This is not to say that they date 'unattractive' people or that physical appearance does not matter; the individual just does not put as much importance or emphasis on attractiveness.

If you find yourself drawn to intelligent conversation and more attracted to people the more intelligent they prove themselves. The opposite being even with someone of extreme attractiveness, the moment they say or do something that makes them look ignorant, idiotic, immature, etc. the attraction/connection is instantly vaporized.
My significant other may not be the definition of physically fit but he is exceptionally smart, it is a perfect situation since I identify as a sapiosexual.

I tried dating a model once, he was super ripped!... The problem was, i made a little chemistry joke and asked him to pass the sodium chloride and all I received in return was a blank stare! Needless to say, this sapiosexual decided being just friends was best.
by Duchess_Dor October 20, 2015
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Saige

Someone who laughs at their jokes but doesn't know that they aren't funny
Often at times gets called a chicken, either from being skinny or not wanting to kiss a boy at a dance

That girl must be a Saige!!
See that saige; she didn't want to kiss a boy at a school dance
by OLD PUSSY K July 31, 2015
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sapiosexual

I'm sapiosexual, so if you wanna fuck me you better pass this algebra final
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Saige

An amazing basketball player, shorter brown eyed and light brown hair girl. Usually the leader of her group, flawlessly beautiful.
Boy 1) DUDE! Holy shit who's that?????
Boy 2) That's Saige, she's amazing.😍
by Ballergirl1103 September 22, 2016
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