sand moon cricket

middle easterns that can only go out at night because of the heat

All gas stations are run by sand moon crickets.

by jmfb August 12, 2012

Sadouney

Fleeing from your snapchat because your private story is shite and your scared of half of Lancaster.

Will: Wheres he gone not seen him for months?
Dhino: Fuckin hell i think hes done a Sadouney lads.

by Veryfunnycunt May 12, 2019

Sand Mafia

A mafia that Wilbur Soot talked about on philza's Minecraft stream.

Wilbur Soot: Philza do you eat sand???
Philza: Wtf Wilbur?
Wilbur Soot: Do you know the Sand Mafia?

by Joe mama's nuts February 26, 2021

Butt sand

The sand and dirt particles you find in a couch or chair when you lift the cushion.

Oh my, there is a lot of butt sand in daddy's chair.

by Crey Tosby April 12, 2016

Anal sand

After taking a shit, you wipe and some of the toilet paper is left behind with the poop feeling like sand in your butt. In the shower is the only time to remove anal sand.

Guy 1: Hey man, I just took a slimy shit and I got some anal sand up there.

Guy 2: I had the same thing happen to me yesterday. Use some soapy water
Guy 1: I gotta go take a shower. It's chaffing my buns.

by BonofiedAnalGaping December 17, 2016

Florida Sand Baby

Gay folks born and raised in Florida.
Cute guys from miami.

Florida sand babies will make you move to Miami.

I met a Florida sand baby and moved to the sunshine state.
A Florida Sand Baby is immune to hurricanes.

by TrillestPunkEva July 16, 2018

Nathalie sancoeur

The best character from any tv show. She is one of the two main antagonists in miraculous ladybug, she is a previous holder of the peacock miraculous 🦚 she’s going to be MY wife, not yours

Nathalie sancoeur is better than you

by Nathalie is my wife July 20, 2021