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Sailor Vance

Adj. An unusual person who enjoys drawing strangely shaped giraffes that look oddly like male
Genitalia on tennis courts. Most of the time you act like you are better than everyone else because your dads phone number is 3333333.
You are being such a sailor Vance right now!!!!
by SailorHater123 November 27, 2018
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Sailor Sauce

Marcy loves it when she gets sailor sauce all over her face.
by Name Dipper February 6, 2009
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Sailor Moon

A sexxy babe who punishes naughty people with her moon powerz.
Sailor Moon loves to show her panties in every episode (8^B
by anime roxxorz June 1, 2003
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Sailor Moon

1. A neat little "magical girl" manga with pretty art and fun lesbian subtexts and not-so-subtexts that became a delightfully cheesy (and eventually badly dubbed) anime with lots of fanservice (though oddly less obvious lesbian subtexts) and the occasional plot development; now currently the cause of approximately 1/3 of major anime/anti-anime related flame wars involving people who take their entertainment way too seriously.

2. A source of hatred, obsession or neutrality, depending on your tolerance for fangirls or cheese.

3. An even cheesier but fun live action series involving Japanese people in really fake-looking wigs and even faker taking cats (read: plush toys and bad CGI effects).

4. The main source of income for Naoko Takeuchi.
1. You wouldn't believe how much wank can be generated online by the simple statement by anybody of either "Sailor Moon rox!" or "Sailor Moon sux!"

2. I like Sailor Moon, but, like Jesus, some of her fan club is a little nuts.

3. Did you see the cheap special effects in last week's episode of live action Sailor Moon?

4. Sailor Moon = money for Naoko.
by Runa27 April 22, 2005
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Sailor-Moon

The main character from the Sailor Moon anime series. Everyone is always making hentai with pictures of her being penatrated by tentacles because they find her hot or something, probably because she's a slut.
Hey look at Sailor Moon.

HEY LOOK AT THOSE TENTACLES!1!11oneoneone
by BackToNormal February 9, 2005
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Sailor's wank

The practice of numbing one's action hand, generally through circulation restriction or ice application, for the purpose of pseudo-auto-erotic masturbation.

I.e., it feels like someone else is doing it. Popular extensions include shaving and manicuring the hand to give a visual as well as sensory illusion.

So called due to the increasingly eccentric and imaginative masturbation aids that long periods at sea causes.
Seaman Staines: Ahoy! Why is there no ice in the freezer?
Master Bates: Because I just used it all to numb my hand and rub out a cheeky Sailor's wank all over your insoles.

and

Captain Jack Sparrow: Ahar, me matey. Where's me rubber bands for me hair?
Roger the Cabin Boy: Sup Jack. I took your hair bands for an extravagant Sailor's wank on the poop deck. I can offer you this delicious, creamy white conditioner in return?
by Bertie Ahern December 9, 2008
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Sailor's Douche

When one washes off their genitals in a sink between sex partners due to not having time to take a shower between dates.
Bryan had a sailor's douche after porking Brenda because he didn't have time to take a shower before his date with Amber.
by Uncle Capitan August 21, 2013
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