russell the love muscle

A slang name for one's penis

I told Jill to start sucking on russell the love muscle.

by Cramerica Industries January 17, 2007

Russell Brand

A Noxious Oily Parastic Secretion found between the Buttocks of Z-List celebrities like Jonathon R(w)oss. A person afflicted with Russell Brand has little hope of recovery, as its narcotic secretions lull the victim into complete delusion.

Reporter: 'Man, whats that evil stench?'

Jonathon Woss: 'Oh Sowwy mate, me Wussell Bwands is pwayin' up a bit at the mo'.

Katy Perry: 'Jeez, I must change my stinkin' under-skidders, the smell is makin' me want to puke my ring!'

Russell Brand: ' Oh Verily, and Gadzooks, the Rotten Stench from Thy Crotch is Me,.... Sir Russell Of Brands,... Aborted Foetus of Jo Brand, Forsooth... and Verily!

by Simon Cowells Underpants January 7, 2010

Russell Chro

Not to be confused with actor Russell Crowe, this is a slang word for marijuana aka chronic. chronic shortened to chro, making a nice code word for phone calls.

dude 1- "Yo, who you chillin' with?"
dude 2- "Just me and Russell Chro, man"

by phatzane® January 13, 2005

Russell

Not too many of them out there. If you know at least one...hes a good guy to have&keep in your life. Connected to family. Hes a great worker, friend, hunter, son, friend, cousin, brother, nephew and he makes his appearance often than not. Great father. Heck of a funny guy. Always a pleasant surprise to meet every now & then. You're fortunate to have Russell in your life

Wheres Russell? Either at work, travelling, hunting. Or he might just be on vackay. Hes somewhere

by Rickardsrus November 30, 2016

Russell

The kindest boy in the world. Very hand some and good looking with cold blue eyes. They like crisps and chilling out in the sofa. Sometimes they are very grumpy but even that in time they are sexy and cute.
They are supportive and they are hero coz the hold the mobile phone all the time when you watch movie with the.you can hug them inseat of pillow becouse they are so soft
They can be a lord commender.
I love you grumpy Russell

Hi russell which one would you like, crisp or white house?
Russell : crisp plz

by Russell's Pepe December 4, 2018

Russell

Russell is a guy who cares a lot of his friends feeling. Sometimes he might care about his friends’s feelings more than his girlfriend but that doesn’t mean he don’t love her enough. If you’re dating a Russell, you’re a very patient girl. Russell will care about the tiniest little things that matter most. But he might be ignorant towards the bigger things and some times messes up with his priorities. You’ll feel insecure while dating Russell because of his priorities problem. Most of the time you’ll get hurt by Russell too. But with Russell, you’ll have the sweetest memories because of how caring and gentlemen he is. You just need to be patient and maybe at the end of the day, Russell will give his priority whole heartedly to you.

Russell is loving and sometimes a little bit stupid

Love a Russell

by Pixiepie February 21, 2019

sydney russell

the better one of the sydney’s. sydney russell is an amazing person and who truly cares about the people around her. unlike the other sydney’s her friends and family can count on her to be there at all times and will drop anything to be with the people she cares about the most!! i highly suggest being THIS sydney’s friend because she’s loyal, kind, beautiful, and an overall amazing person. sydney russell does NOT forget about her friends and she does NOT use them. she is a great person to talk to and will keep up a convo w u for 24 hours. she’s just so great. be like sydney russell.

person 1: oh my god sydney russell is so nice!! she made me feel better when i was sad and she never left my side.

person 2: yeah for real!! she’s so much nicer than the other sydney’s i swear!!!!

by no bitches allowed October 11, 2020