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Russert potato

(noun) -- (definition 1) a man who has a belly diameter equal to or greater that one half his overall height, thereby possibly making him a high-risk candidate for coronary artery disease, coronary thrombus or perhaps even sudden cardiac death.

(noun) -- (definition 2) the belly of such a person as described in definition 1 of this word.

(So named after the sudden, cardiac death of reknown U.S. journalist Tim Russert on 13 june, 2008. R.I.P. )
When I heard about extreme belly fat being a factor in "sudden cardiac death", I measured my body's lattitude at my belly button. I'm probably not eight feet tall. Therefore, it would behoove me to exercise, eat less junk food and get rid of this Russert potato!
by Paul Skinner June 18, 2008
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Rosner

1. A wealthy and successful business man who maximizes the volume and profit in every business he owns.
2. A man who owns a lot of successful businesses.
3. Successful business man who is usually Jewish.
Ex. 1: Man you are such a Rosner, your businesses are bring in all the jackpot.
Ex. 2: Q. How many businesses does he own. A. He is a serious Rosner, a lot and they are all sucking in the dough.
Ex. 3: So proud that Rosner is a Rosner like his name; yeah, another great example for the Jewish community to be proud of, successful and Jewish.
by JewishGreen October 23, 2013
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wet rouser

when you push out a fart that is really a loose stool.
Johnny ran to the toilet after his fart turned out to be a wet rouser.
by Robert Deutsch March 13, 2009
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Got Rossed

Being treated as an option by a friend
you were supposed to meet me at 8pm but showed up the next day. I got Rossed again.
by PrincessOfPersia July 7, 2015
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rosterbate

When internet tards with no history of managing professional sports teams endlessly discuss what roster moves their favorite teams will make during the offseason.
I don't mean to rosterbate, but if we sign cliff lee, derek jeter, and chuck norris, i think we'll have a chance next year.
by timmah55 November 7, 2010
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Rosstranizzling

To bone someone anally while they are asleep.
Albin Lee is rosstranizzling Tam at Dairy Belle.
by JustinLibang February 18, 2008
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Russer

A huge badass (SHOUTOUT TO THE DISCORD)
by RussOTD December 13, 2016
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