Rocky Mountain Butt Disease

A disease mostly affecting people from tropic and sub tropics environments, RMBD is contracted when one of these people attempt spending a winter in the Rockies, and then end up staying indoors for 5 months. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, an increase in waist size, and a much larger gluteus maximus, pale pasty skin, and a smell of poor hygiene.
Jane moved here last summer from Cali and ended up catching Rocky Mountain Butt Disease.
by BAM2018 October 07, 2020
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Rocky Mountain Reality Check

That final moment of clarity when he realizes that the “sports” bar his chatty, new male friends have taken him to is in fact a gay bar
Denver was great except that we missed that great , little vinyl lounge because the insurance agent need a Rocky Mountain Reality Check.
by GungaDinn May 19, 2024
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It means that your getting fucked by a bbc and it cums
Jon : Oh my god I just went rocky moutain explored up Jenny ass and I loved it!!

Mark : Damn you're a lucky dude.

Rocky mountain exploring up my ass
by Saw-illydfss September 28, 2018
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rocky mountain trucker

When you shit in a condom, then put it in the freezer until frozen, then use it as a dildo.
Hey, last night was crazy. You remember Sharon? She totally did the Rocky Mountain trucker when we went back to her place
by Rmt223 July 11, 2017
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Rocky Mountain Goodness

A noun that is code for beer. Was first used by Mitchell talking on the phone to his frat bros and trying to chaperone a marching band competition.
"So, uh, you want some of that Rocky Mountain Goodness, then, yeah?"
by Gino DaFinksta August 25, 2007
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Being in a situation resulting in fingering males butthole until acrylic nails are gone and fingers are pooped on
What happened with Jimmy? I had to go to the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory with him.
by Swaggymfman February 09, 2022
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rocky mountain fisting

Fisting ya main hoe while wearin a large amount of rings.
by Bob 696969 May 30, 2017
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