ribbons and beaus

Describes a group of paired singles where da gals do their hair in the old-fashioned way.

I love attending barn-dances and other traditional country-folk gatherings; it's refreshing to see all da ribbons and beaus there.

by QuacksO March 26, 2021

Ribbon Twirler

A Ribbon Twirler is a kind of person who sucks the fun out of everything and is so politically correct to the point that their existence itself is incredibly offensive and nobody wants them around.

Fuck Brad, we don't want that ribbon twirler to come to the party

by Ricky Razors November 27, 2021

rosie ribbons

wannabe singer and general twat who is idolised by sarah.

oh michelle, i wish i looked like rosie ribbons. she's divine she is.

by mrs will young October 19, 2004

Ribboned

Slashed with a knife, sword, dagger

I've just been ribboned

by Gboothy October 01, 2015

Dunkle Ribbon

Dunkle Ribbon is another name for someone's anal sphincter. The muscle's in charge of the excrement fecal matter.

dude did you fart? that stinks your fucking dunkle ribbon.

by Donkey Punching Juicy December 24, 2008