Slang term for a "competition" rib master; eg; a person who typically only cooks ribs for self gratification and ego and does not truly believe in the true premise of BBQ. These people also generally treat pitmasters that just enjoy ribs that taste great with unwarranted scorn or contempt.
"See sonny, all those ribs in that braise... all thems is good for is people that like overcooked trash." -Example of ignorant Rib Fudd comment from a fudd on a giant BBQ page.
by BbqGuy September 10, 2021

by Frskymnky February 15, 2021

by idkbruh110929mssmmwkensk November 24, 2020

Other slang for a "cold heart". You're heart is so frozen that it spreads to your ribs. To have both of them usually means you're a person who lacks total affection in general.
Guy 1: Man, you're a cold-hearted person for leaving her on that date.
Guy 2: What can I say bro, I got cold ribs.
Guy 2: What can I say bro, I got cold ribs.
by kokobarker973 June 26, 2022

by stix J January 26, 2011

The moment where “alt” girls will lay outside in the pouring rain while listening to Ribs by Lorde in attempt to seem like the main character
by Hoochieboochie June 8, 2021

by berhans my bitch November 29, 2011
