Retarded Animal Babies

A series of flash videos which are extremly funny. It features a sex-crazed, horny dog. A bunny which dies in most episodes, kenny style. A hamster which wants to fuck bruce willis. A donkey which is plain retarted but is the funniest. And finaly the cat, who once put some magic eggplants in his derriere.

If you havnt seen it, definately check out the series on newgrounds.

"Let's all catch thumbtacks on our bear eyes!" -Donkey
"I put some magic eggplants in my derriere" -Cat
"I brought 2 lesbians playing ping-pong with their life affirming jubblies" -Dog
"It are suckiest" -Hamster
"C is for clamhat." -Bunny

My point is, Retarded Animal Babies rocks!

by Yaziyo December 28, 2005

retardedly

The act of performing something in a retarded or idiot like way.

Did you see john? He was dancing retardedly.

by Robert CN November 21, 2006

Socially Retarded

This is when someone lacks the social skills that normal people developed in high school. They missed out on normal socialization because they were outcasts, more than likely because they were physically unattractive, but that is not always the case. Attractive people can be affected by this when they are only liked BECAUSE of their looks and nothing else. Usually occurs in males. Excessive internet use is also a dominant cause.

So I met a boy and I was trying to hang out with him:

me: Hey, since we only hang out at bars, how 'bout you go to this thing with me?

him: I'm going to that with my friends April 7th!

. . . . .
(Silence)

me: Okay, well I hope you guys have fun.

If he wasn't into me, this would have just been an asshole move, but apparently he WAS into me and just a fucking idiot because now he's my boyfriend.

P.S. Even when I brought up how socially retarded that was he still did not invite me.

by Kwiatkowski May 22, 2006

Retarded Cousin

A Retarded Cousin is that one slice of pizza that is cut smaller than the rest, and is usually left-over, until drastic measures are used.
If left at a party, the host will usually try to trick someone into taking the Retarded Cousin home.

Host: There's still a piece of pizza left if anyone wants it.
Tim: I'll take it... wait a second, is it the Retarded Cousin?

John: I am still kinda hungry... I'm going to get another piece of pizza. Ohh, never mind...
Mike:What's up?
John: There's only the Retarded Cousin left.

by MmCcPp June 18, 2011

retarsion

1) the process of being/getting/feeling retarded
2) can also be used to refer to a person undergoing the process of being/getting/feeling retarded

1) dude, ive hit the retarsion mark. i can't walk or talk straight any more!!!

2) holy hell, look at that retarsion

by shars July 21, 2008

retarted

The past tense for an additional application of tart.

I hit my brother upside the head with a pop tart. I then retarted him with the second one from the package. - Keige

by Sep August 15, 2007

Miley Retarded

A nick name given to Miley Cyrus by the haters of Miley Cyrus because she is a retarded redneck cunt whore.

She's Miley Retarded.

by Judge dredd7 June 22, 2011