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Report Card

A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.
Child: My report card came today!
Parent: Let me see!
Parent: *sees F*
Parent: You're disowned
by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020
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the colbert report

ignore the top entry, stephen colbert is not a conservative he is a democrat and makes fun of liberals TO MAKE FUN OF CONSERVATIVES!
by alex14 August 19, 2006
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fish report

An account of the girls seen at an event. Related to tuna.
Did you go to the party? What was the fish report? Any bearded clams?
by hwinked January 19, 2004
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chowder report

Chowder report is an American connoisseur that specializes in the delicate art of critiquing chowder. He known for being the best food review account on Instagram. Chowder has honest and thoroughly descriptive reviews on the food he eats and never gives a biased judgement on the cuisine. Currently he has 3,589 followers and 80 posts on his account. His

most viewed video is his 2,000 follower celebration which was posted on July 23rd, 2019 and the video has approximately 3,932 views. At this moment his highest reviewed chowder is Iggy’s which he had gave a gracious score of 10/10.

You can buy his mercy at

teespring.com/stores/wills-chowder-shack
Chowder Report DOO DOO DOO Chowder Report”
by Anonymous 808 September 16, 2019
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Report-A-Holic

That one idiot who keeps reporting you over and over again on numerous websites even though he is just trying to masqerade his own jealousy and butthurt.

Thinks that abusing the report button is the answer to everything.

Also thinks that sites like Urban Dictionary have a report option when in actuality they do not.
"What is that moron doing now?"

"He's reporting some guy who called him a loser on the forums."

"What a report-a-holic!"
by MM132 June 24, 2012
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Conspiracy Reporter

A person that engages in objective evidence-based reporting and/or commentary on events that involve a group of people covertly working together to achieve an illegal goal.
That dude presents so much verifiable evidence, I think he's actually a conspiracy reporter, NOT a conspiracy theorist.
by Tursipz June 5, 2013
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Court Reporter

An interesting person, normally a female, but also gay and closeted hetero males, that stenographically record
legal proceedings on those little machines with no letters or numbers.
Marisol: Damn, I worked my ass off today. My perverted judge kept asking me to read back just so he could see my tits bounce when I pulled the paper out of my machine.
Juan: That's the life of a Court Reporter. You are lucky. I have to bounce in Chambers.
by Butter Mike October 20, 2018
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