report cardophobia

It is the fear of report cards. Usually present in Asians , Africans, and Europeans but is not present at all in Americans because they don't give a single fuck. But when it comes to middle East it is extreme that some might even die when hearing the sentence "Report cards are being given today"
Mohammad wael:Yo , Zeyad and nabiel almost died today
Ayman ahmed: Huh, why tho?
Mohammad wael: Eh , report cardophobia
by PeanutInANutshell November 21, 2019
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the colbert report

ignore the top entry, stephen colbert is not a conservative he is a democrat and makes fun of liberals TO MAKE FUN OF CONSERVATIVES!
i watched the colbert report
by alex14 August 20, 2006
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fish report

An account of the girls seen at an event. Related to tuna.
Did you go to the party? What was the fish report? Any bearded clams?
by hwinked January 19, 2004
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chowder report

Chowder report is an American connoisseur that specializes in the delicate art of critiquing chowder. He known for being the best food review account on Instagram. Chowder has honest and thoroughly descriptive reviews on the food he eats and never gives a biased judgement on the cuisine. Currently he has 3,589 followers and 80 posts on his account. His

most viewed video is his 2,000 follower celebration which was posted on July 23rd, 2019 and the video has approximately 3,932 views. At this moment his highest reviewed chowder is Iggy’s which he had gave a gracious score of 10/10.

You can buy his mercy at

teespring.com/stores/wills-chowder-shack
Chowder Report DOO DOO DOO Chowder Report”
by Anonymous 808 September 17, 2019
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Report-A-Holic

That one idiot who keeps reporting you over and over again on numerous websites even though he is just trying to masqerade his own jealousy and butthurt.

Thinks that abusing the report button is the answer to everything.

Also thinks that sites like Urban Dictionary have a report option when in actuality they do not.
"What is that moron doing now?"

"He's reporting some guy who called him a loser on the forums."

"What a report-a-holic!"
by MM132 June 22, 2012
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AGM Report

A pointless and mundane monthly "report" a Xerox Inside Sales Executive must write to his/her Account General Manager. Although extremely pointless and hollow, it is viewed as a critical report by upper management to "prove one's worth". Similar to TPS reports only dumbed down a bit.
Brett (Manager): Carol, I noticed you were #1 in sales this month and hit all of your monthly targets; that said, you didn't complete your AGM Report by the 4th like I asked you too so thus you are not the Employee of the Month.

Worker 1: Hey man did you do up your AGM report yet?
Worker 2: What's the point of those anyways.
Worker 1: I dunno', it seems as though its another bullshit "make work" project assigned by management.
by FWSScontact January 19, 2013
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Conspiracy Reporter

A person that engages in objective evidence-based reporting and/or commentary on events that involve a group of people covertly working together to achieve an illegal goal.
That dude presents so much verifiable evidence, I think he's actually a conspiracy reporter, NOT a conspiracy theorist.
by Tursipz June 06, 2013
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