Historia Reiss

The queen of the empire. The beauty of the Scout Regiment. The Goddess among the cadets. Reiner's waifu. Historia Reiss is a term for a girl who is very kind, beautiful and a ripped guy's waifu. She has traits of a Goddess, helps people, is very generous, is very rich and possesses something very valuable. People of her kind are very rare and Historia Reiss's have a very tragic past. Some may consider her to be a mary-sue but she has her weaknesses

Pronunciation- hɪst(o)rIa Rhress or hɪst(o)ria Reiss or hɪst(ə)rIA Rice

Anne Leonhardt- Gosh, Krista is such an Historia Reiss. Your the only ripped guy in school don't tell me she's your waifu.
Reiner- Gosh, Krista is a Goddess, A queen, An angel who has fallen from the heavens. She is my future wife.

by Donald Duck Blows Trumpet August 14, 2018

reish

The mixture of cum and shit that is farted out and caked on the side bum cheek after rough anal intercourse has taken place.

Kay: Hey man did you fuck Ray last night? She was squealing like a pig, could hear her screeching from neighborhoods away.

Ay: Yeah dude, it was pretty good, but it got a bit shitty in the end..

Kay: What... you mean LITERALLY??

Ay: Yeah, after I finished and pulled out, her arsehole started pulsing and twitching, so I look right up close at it, and cluster of reish burst out and erupted all over my face..

Kay: Dude..

by ploofy May 17, 2013

Reems

Someone who is a dumb ass

Gay ass reems
Reems, Coole jongen!
Reems heeft een mooie klok
Reems stinkt naar koeien
Reems heeft een smoel als een karper

by Poephoofdmetpeer July 9, 2012

Historia Reiss

A character in the anime/manga Shingeki no Kyojin. She is the lesbian queen who has no tolerance for anybody's bullshit.

Male: "Hey Historia Reiss, how about a date?"
Historia: "Fuck off."

by ixaa September 18, 2016

Reisig

1. a girl who is frequently choaked by other's tongues.
2. Beast at Lacrosse.
3. Drew's lover.

she's such a Reisig.

by batman5004 March 21, 2009

Reiss

Reiss can be a straight talking bloke that agrees with one person to another but hes not my type of man or friend.

Girl: (blah blah blah looks at lad) hi how you doin have we just met
Boy: wah?
Reiss: That didnt exactly work out well did it
Girl: shut up yah wimp lol
Reiss: wth
Boy: oy you hiyaaaaaaa (stares at me)
Girl: Reiss twat him for me

by ronnie1997 August 3, 2011

reipsoar

adj. An ejaculatory expression used when getting p0wned.
Alt. Spellings: rapesore,rapesor,rapesoar

Tom: Here come three tetri!
(Tom drops three tetri on Nate.)
Nate: Ah, reipsoar.

by Brahms November 4, 2004