Keanu Reeves

Basically the 21st century’s versión of Chuck (Fucking) Noris. Could kill you simply with eye contact, but chooses not to. John Wick is his secret life name. Believed to be KGB or CIA or MI6

Guy 1: Is that Keanu Reeves?

Guy 2: yeah that’s John Wick alright!

Guy 1: Wasn’t he the guy who was treating women too respectfully and being conscious of personal space?

Guy 2: yeah indeed!

by JPACKBET June 25, 2019

Keanu Reeves

one of the only immortals on earth now. he is a newly made immortal, like elon musk, but unlike elton john, who has definitely been alive for centuries.

A: Oh, Keanu Reeves? I heard he was immortal.
B: He is.

by definitely_not_sober August 29, 2021

Keanu Reeves

the most wholesome man to ever live

Keanu Reeves literally cured cancer

by Lovethecreeper October 05, 2021

Keanu Reeves

The MOST wHoLeSoMe human being on earth. Period.

i saw keanu reeves kissing my dog yesterday.

by NOJOBJIM March 16, 2022

haley reeves

Haley. A girl who has magic hair, funny laugh, and a big black oriental dick

Oh she is oriental, she is a Haley reeves.

by Ahmi January 13, 2014

Riwurd Reeves

An amazing singer/songwriter who can really play the piano. He has a large vocal range. He's very hot. Can cause post concert depression!

Omg i went to Riwurd Reeves concert, I'm obsessed

by Ed Ris February 15, 2021

Riwurd Reeves

Riwurd Reeves, is a musician who creates music that's extremely sweet beyond taste

Do you wanna taste the true meaning of sweet? Listen to Riwurd Reeves' music, plus thank me later:-)

by Ed Ris February 15, 2021