boston red sox

one of the best baseball teams in the mlb no steroidsd no cheating hint.hint. (Alex Rodriguez)made up of awsome players with great hearts. did one of the best comebacks with the sucky azz yankees in august 2004. won the world sereis against the st.luis cardinals

did u see what the red sox did in game 7 against the yankees: it was crazy.

by ivana May 13, 2005

Redboxed

Used when one is telling someone else that they rented a movie out of the redbox machine

"We redboxed transformers this morning. Want to come over and watch it with us?"

by SabinIII November 2, 2009

red sox

loser
dillusional
Suck Yankees cocks
pathetic excuse for human beings

red sox winning this year was an absolute fluke that will NEVER happen again. Yankees are coming back and the curse has NOT been lifted.

by yankee fan November 15, 2004

Red Sox

A team that has very little talent. extremely hypocritical. They boast about how the yankees have the biggest salary ever when their salary cap isnt all that far off. They only have two good players on the team. Manny Ramirez has been trying to get out of boston fro 3 yeras now becasue he cant stand the franchise, but likes money so goes to big high paying boston for his paycheck. David Ortiz is the only star of the team, buts its unfortunate that hell never shine the way he deserves in a city that is fuckin stupid.

Than fan base for boston is usually dumb irish scum who grew up not knowing there was an "R" in the alphabet. They all think that they are part of the REd Sox becasue they have a red sox nation card. Theyve only become even worse than yankee fan. so much that they drive out talent like...say...johnny damon.

Some of their biggest momments in their history include falling second almost every time in the AL EAST, getting kicked out of the palyoffs by th yankees at a 5:1 ratio, giving up babe ruth. allowing billbuckner to play 1st base, and losing 5 in a row to the yankees and crash and burn to 3rd place in the AL east in the 2006 season

i love the red sox wicked haad coooaaa.

by j3rs3y October 6, 2006

boston red sox

a shitty ass team with shitty ass players. they are also known for making up some BS curse just because they sucked so bad. also they think they are better than everyone even though they are horrible. also they got pwned by the tampa bay rays

aw man im on the boston red sox, they suck balls!!!

by cam7 March 6, 2009

red sox

possibly the most hypocritical team in MLB. most of the red sox players look like hobos picked off the street.. and they have the behavior and manners of street hobos too! their fans are the most obnoxious in MLB, and most pathetic, too. they spend more time cheering "YANKEES SUCK!" than they do cheering their own team. and they think that one world series win in 86 YEARS makes them lords of the universe.last time i checked, a team with 6 world series wins and 86 years of choking is not better than a team that has won 26 world series in the past 26 years. if you want to see an excellent baseball team, go about 200 miles southwest to the bronx and go see the yankees.

"wow. i am the best baseball fan in america. my team is the red sox, and they are THE BEST team in all of the world. i assume that each and every person who lives within a 100 mile radius of NYC is low-class, obnoxious, and ignorant. i don't realize that all those things really just apply to myself. but don't tell me any negative things about my team! if you do, you automatically SUCK. i can't listen to ANYTHING you people say, because i'm narrow-minded and snobby. oh, yeah, i forgot- 'YANKEES SUCK!' ha ha. that's the only thing i know how to say when i'm at fenway pahhkk. the red sox are wicked ahhhhsome!"

by yankees fan for life January 15, 2005

red sox

a team that as soon as they won the world series lost all of their players even the one player who they thought would never leave, Johnny Damon, and they lost him to they better paying team...The yankees

Damon is gonna stay with the red sox forever...oh wait now hes on the Yankees

by Yankees are good April 13, 2006