Erin Read

Buff man things so swagalicious

Person one: Yo look at Erin Read she so buff and swag
person two: innit my g so jelous

by hexspooder December 23, 2021

The person reading this

The person reading this is a beautiful/handsome person, I hope you get every bit of love you deserve you cutie pie! :)

The person reading this better have an amazing day.

by Child_dog999 October 21, 2020

Readington

Greatest town to ever exist. Wealthy town but very humble and hardworking. Rural area and conservative #MAGA. Not much divesity. If you're a lib or not involved in some form of athletics growing up you're a loser and likely have soft parents. Not many commerical business' and more family business oriented. Hardo baseball parents breed here. Cannot think of a better place to raise a family to ensure youre kids arent walking vegans when they grow up. Schools here are beyond excellent and set students up for great success. Readington locals know fellow Readington locals.

That white kid loves Trump, is hardworking, athletic, and not a pussy; he has to be from Readington.

by LibraryGuy32 August 21, 2018

keeping me on read

When you view a text message and don't respond. Keeping the sender in "read" status without a reply.

Why are you keeping me on read? You read my message over two hours ago!

by MomTryingToKeepUp March 17, 2018

Ready to pop

Very close to giving birth (and therefore heavily pregnant)

You: "Wow Sheila, you look just about ready to pop"
Sheila: "Fastest nine months of my life"

by il-wOoKiE April 26, 2012

summer reading

The prickiest thing teachers could come up with, usually blown off until the last minute because kids shouldnt be forced to read.

We give you this summer reading to make you smarter.

Fuck that! I'll learn in school, and save summer for NOT learning.

by Shawarma123456765432 October 11, 2008

Don Ready

euphemism for an erection

That woman's husband has a huge Don Ready.

by SuperNegro November 12, 2009