Steals people's dogs when their level of care does not reach her expectations, yet her own dogs haven't been vaccinated. Thinks she is above the law. Is usually found on Facebook declaring some war on a random person with a lost dog. Is known for sayings like "just take the dog and take it to a shelter" "steal it and say you don't know" "don't give him his dog back" (the last statement usually after she steals the dog and has a friend take it to the shelter). She is often found bashing local law enforcement, especially humane officers and dog wardens because she thinks they aren't doing their jobs. She has never volunteered a day in an animal shelter, but is so quick to tell a shelter employee that they don't know how to care for an animal.
by Rebecca Roadkill March 05, 2020
A lady that is thick headed!
by Whofatnola September 22, 2020
by Aaslex January 09, 2019
a rare valencian mutation created by a multiple orgy of whales, mammoths and sea lions who used to be Valencian mayoress from 1991 to 2015. Afortunately for valencian people, she's fuckin' dead and all her human rests can feed like 14 billion hectares.
Guy: Wow! that enormous fat oozing ball looks like it's moovin'
Valencian guy: don't worry, it's our mayoress.
Boy: why should we vote this drunk thief?
Boy's fascist grandfather: well, Rita Barberá is better than Paracuellos.
Valencian guy: don't worry, it's our mayoress.
Boy: why should we vote this drunk thief?
Boy's fascist grandfather: well, Rita Barberá is better than Paracuellos.
by YourGrandmother's Tupperware March 22, 2018
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra, and Rita
by Drewdrop69 August 28, 2022
by Vaginmepenisanash December 16, 2021
shes pretty asl, no one doesnt even come close to her, if u even glance at her kys nobody loves you
PS:Shes taken by me ofc
PS:Shes taken by me ofc
by ritas bf April 17, 2022