Keanu Reeves

the most wholesome man to ever live

Keanu Reeves literally cured cancer

by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021

Keanu Reeves

one of the only immortals on earth now. he is a newly made immortal, like elon musk, but unlike elton john, who has definitely been alive for centuries.

A: Oh, Keanu Reeves? I heard he was immortal.
B: He is.

by definitely_not_sober August 29, 2021

Reeve Mario

A Stupid Spongebob looking ahh mofo

hey, you see that reeve mario. i hate him

by sourcreamman November 15, 2022

Mr. Reeves

The most racist, hates all religions except Christianity, is a pedophile, and is the dumbest teacher at my school.

Mr. Reeves is a brat.. he called a Muslim puppet his “terrorist friend” :(

by kingstonstone November 22, 2022

Keanu Reeves

The MOST wHoLeSoMe human being on earth. Period.

i saw keanu reeves kissing my dog yesterday.

by NOJOBJIM March 16, 2022

Riwurd Reeves

Riwurd Reeves, is a musician who creates music that's extremely sweet beyond taste

Do you wanna taste the true meaning of sweet? Listen to Riwurd Reeves' music, plus thank me later:-)

by Ed Ris February 14, 2021

Riwurd Reeves

An amazing singer/songwriter who can really play the piano. He has a large vocal range. He's very hot. Can cause post concert depression!

Omg i went to Riwurd Reeves concert, I'm obsessed

by Ed Ris February 14, 2021