wrong way to run a railroad

not the best way of doing something

To exclude someone based on rumors or urban legends is the wrong way to run a railroad.

by The Return of Light Joker July 1, 2011

I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull

A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.

Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."

Beta: "That's pretty poggers!"

Schligma: "I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull."

by WatterBottles February 10, 2022

Hamlet Railroad

Hamlet, incorporated on February 9, 1897, has always been a railroad town with five spurs radiating from the town to Richmond, Wilmington

Hamlet Railroad Radio: I want everyone to know that Hamlet maybe another small town with nothing going on, but the rail traffic is large and in charge!

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Pacific Railroad Crash

naked People line up
first person standing still
the other people back up
and run into the 1st naked person
and stick their genitalia up their asshole

it hurts
a lot

"holy shit that Pacific railroad Crash was aweful"

"yeah Dude we were so drunk"

by sexmonkey6969scottjakeandandy April 9, 2009

undergroin railroad

When someone is pooping and you pee between their legs

She was peeing and I had to go so I went with the undergroin railroad

by jjtwatt January 22, 2015

Underground Railroad

The sexual act of going down on a girl and vaping into her vagina

My boyfriend cannot stop vaping! Last night he vaped in my pussy and called it and Underground Railroad. It kinda tickled though.

by Chu Chu Twain March 28, 2016

double railroad

Double penetration, with one guy wearing a conductors hat, and all parties involved make choo-choo noises.

I couldn't get any sleep last night because Victoria was getting double railroaded next door.

by Jeffsodef April 10, 2016