by joeyanddudders July 18, 2009
Her flaps shook like a weak bridge in a storm, slowly getting more and more loose, she let out a hefty moan as tuna brine spunked out of her wrinkled beef slices. Gita bit her pillow as her moist meaty chunks flew out of her pertruding minge and after shooting through the air. It was then that she realised she just had a quim spazm
by gita 11111 August 02, 2008
The best type of battle stick ever known. Before battling, the sweet spot of the stick must be rubbed on or in the quim of an elderly but charming woman.
by Hot stick February 24, 2005
by evil_moses May 06, 2010
by Asiagod May 16, 2007
Shirley's quim was soaking wet, and so Nigel decided to don the act of the quim bandit in order to win himself a lumpkin.
A: Go eat some quim you fucking quim.
B: I ain't know muhfucking quim bandit.
A: Go eat some quim you fucking quim.
B: I ain't know muhfucking quim bandit.
by Quim Bandit January 24, 2011
oi quim lip
by Norris Da Boss May 05, 2004