Quantum Splooge

The act of ejaculating so hard and vigorously the seems in the testicles break and a large explosion of cum and balls flies out of you bag. If this is done vigourousoy enough it will cause the space time continuum to malfunction and balls from different universes and dimensions will be flying out of the shatter of time which originated from your balls.

(Wanks)

“OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD ITS SO PAINFUL! I THINK I JUST Quantum Splooged”

by Grant Hansen July 10, 2018

Quantum Headspin

When you have a boner and lay down flat and start to spin on your peepee head and eventually you spin so fast that quantum mechanics break down and spacetime disintegrates.

Bill: "Hey man, I've been doing the quantum headspin alot lately. It sure does hurt!"
John: "What the hell is quantum headspin?"

by jj the large jet plane December 30, 2022

Quantum Twizzler

These two words are used to describe something very desirable (whether it be a food, an object, etc.) that is just out of reach.

I can't afford that video game console right now. Ugh, it's such a Quantum Twizzler!

by Dayna_Rules July 28, 2010

Quantum flirting

When the flirter is both serious and joking until asked.

Robby asked if I wanted to go to his place after studying. When I asked if he was serious, he laughed and said it was a joke, but he was obviously DTF. He’s always quantum flirting with me like I don’t know what’s going on.

by NarcolepticSniper April 27, 2019

Quantum of sales

To show the incremental slope of sales growth by using the arm as a symbol

We have to give more discounts and double down on our ad spend to maintain the quantum of sales.

by Davingi April 10, 2018

Quantum Fisting

Same theory as Schroeder's Cat, if you're blindfolded and fisting. You do not know whether you are fisting a vagina or a rectum until you remove the blindfold.

Have you heard of Schroedinger's Cat?

No, but have you ever heard of Quantum Fisting? Great time at my stag party.... I think.

by Quantosexual December 7, 2018

Quantum Orangutan

Slur. Used in the early 2000’s to describe chubby/overweight black people

“Someone tell this quantum orangutan to go to the gym please”

by negrothehero April 30, 2023