The premature termination of life that Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy received as a "penalty for their crime" of merely being the current U.S. President.
My favorite "capitol punishment" joke is "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"
by QuacksO September 23, 2020
Get the capitol punishment mug.An obese Malaysian college student, real name Adam. He studies e-commerce in Kuala Lumpur so that he can one day grow up to drop ship Chinese junk to Americans. One of the many victims/lolcows of rhodie9k and his trolling. Adam/goy is easy to make have a meltdown when you tell him that he has been catfished yet again by one of his ‘egirls’ , that he is overweight, or that he is not yellow- he is brown and a Muslim. (Adam takes pride in the fact that he is ‘yellow/Asian’ although his true skin tone is more a dark shade of brown and his family are practicing Muslims)
Guy 1: “who is this dumbass with a SS soldier pfp that is typing in broken English about age of consent laws?”
Guy 2 “oh that’s just punished goy, he’s sperging out after rhodie9k exposed him for liking CP again”
Guy 2 “oh that’s just punished goy, he’s sperging out after rhodie9k exposed him for liking CP again”
by blackpilledbuckbreaker June 12, 2023
Get the Punished Goy mug.Vigorous, thrusting penetration with an object
that looks at first to be too big, such as a well
endowed male, foreign object, or large sex
toy.
that looks at first to be too big, such as a well
endowed male, foreign object, or large sex
toy.
Lisa: "I'm so fucking horny right now"
Katie: (pulls out massive strap on) ‘sounds like it’s time to punish the kitty’
Lisa: "meow"
Katie: (pulls out massive strap on) ‘sounds like it’s time to punish the kitty’
Lisa: "meow"
by AMFK March 17, 2022
Get the Punish the Kitty mug.Punishing someone, usually a teenager, by depriving them of brand name items and buying generic or store brand items instead.
My Mom bought me 'Juicy Magic' instead of 'Juicy Juice' and 'chocolate cremes' instead of Oreo's because I have been such an ass to her. She is such a bitch with her brand punishment.
by MetalGuru April 5, 2009
Get the Brand Punishment mug.by uCw HavoK April 7, 2011
Get the Punishing The Baby mug.the act of handing out aggressive sex to a member of the opposite sex, used on those who you have some form of grudge against
or
to fuck someone particularly hard, particularly from behind, not because they're particuarly hot hot, but because they have irritated you in some way
or
to fuck someone particularly hard, particularly from behind, not because they're particuarly hot hot, but because they have irritated you in some way
1) German teacher requires a punishment bang for giving me a D in that oral exam.
2) Give me a 6 week Homework assignment will you Mrs??..we will see about that..its time for your punishment bang!
3) Dude..your mum told my mum that she saw me smoking outside Tesco....she requires a punishment bang
2) Give me a 6 week Homework assignment will you Mrs??..we will see about that..its time for your punishment bang!
3) Dude..your mum told my mum that she saw me smoking outside Tesco....she requires a punishment bang
by Rob and Rob October 1, 2007
Get the Punishment Bang mug.When someone takes a massive shit or squirts out a lot of diarrea and then clogs the toilet with the amount of toilet paper that they use to wipe their butt afterwards.
*Stan was in Eric's bathroom desperately trying to unclog the toilet after taking a huge dump. *
Eric: "Oh my god man, you didn't have to punish the toilet!!!"
Eric: "Oh my god man, you didn't have to punish the toilet!!!"
by Gaylord Olgvin September 11, 2011
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