Pulping

1) -verb
The act of inserting a diamond knob (such as those found inside showers) into one's own anus and twisting it around.

2) -adjective
Of, pertaining to, Pulp

Garrett was well known in the neighborhood as a sexual deviant who was fond of pulping himself.

by Furbag October 17, 2009

pulpo

Spanish word meaning "octopus". Used as a term amongst salsa clubs in Miami to identify individuals that want to dance with every female, even if taken.

"Mira ese fuckin' pulpo, me quito la jeva!"

by dominikan May 20, 2003

Pulped

A 3rd dimensional state of reality characterized by being absolutely way too fucked up: the happy place between the best night of your life and death.

“You’re not a real kappa sig unless you’ve been pulped bro”

by sirihowdoyoumakelean April 4, 2019

Pulpo Effect

when pulpo roasts someone so hard they change their pfp

Person 1: Did you see he changed his pfp right after Pulpo replied to him?

Person 2: Yeah man, that's the Pulpo Effect

by scotthortonofficial April 5, 2022

pulpuslaceratapohobia

fear/phobia of papercuts.

i have pulpuslaceratapohobia.

by elysse February 9, 2005

bully pulpit

Teddy Roosevelt used the term "bully" as an adjective to mean "wonderful" or "superb", and coined the term "bully pulpit" to mean a terrific platform from which to advocate an agenda.

An alternate definition of "bully" as a noun means someone who harasses or intimidates. The modern definition of "bully pulpit" reflects the misuse of the church pulpit by unenlightened preachers to bully followers into submitting to their twisted views.

I used to enjoy going to church until the preacher started using the bully pulpit to rail against homosexuals. This is not the message of Jesus! I have plenty of gay friends who are the kindest, most generous people you could know. I don't attend church anymore.

by tnunnster May 2, 2010

pulpusating

To throb grotesquely in a humid environment. Can also include radiation of bacony humm.

After seven and a half hours in a sweaty callcenter, Beast Meat tends to pulpusate rapidly.

by Clinton Ox April 20, 2004