protein stain

Something that does NOT come out with just shampoo. Very sticky, irritating, but not flammable
Hey harry, this protein stain tastes nothing like caviar!!!
by Zack Morris February 24, 2005
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death by protein

when you are listening to music, and it is so terrible that it sounds like animals dying. also, this type of music relies on guitar feedback and growling as the main source of "music"
ugh, what is this shit? it sounds like a cat getting eaten by a baboon!" "oh that's just some death by protein.
by souperh4t3r June 12, 2011
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protein snack

Jo sucked Tom's cock till he gave her his salty protein snack
by Mjp79 March 21, 2020
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protein loss

a bodily disorder which is marked by accumulation of proteins in the urine. It is a symptom of renal failure.
The nubile girl is suffering from protein loss.
by uttam maharjan February 25, 2010
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Cock Protein

Another word for male ejaculation a.k.a. sperm. Used as a derogatory term to describe ejaculating on one's partner.
John: How was your night with Susie?
Bob: It was pretty good, we ended up having sex
John: Legit, did you give her your cock protein?
Bob: Yeah, she took mad cock protein to the face
John: Nice, It would have been a crime to deprive that young girl of her daily dose of cock protein
by BigPedro1814 August 12, 2011
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protein shake

A sexual move very popular among private highschoolers in the New England area, especially MASSACHUSETTS and among hockey players who find this mixture to boost their energy level. The move starts off with a male squatting over his parter who is layein spread eagle on the bed. He should try to be at least 10 inches above her and situated above her naval. Then, he excretes as close to her navel as possible, the distance between her and the mans anus creates a nice impact when the feces hits her stomach, hopefully causing a splatter. Next, using his tongue, the man swirls the feces around the womans navel. If the woman happens to have a "cute".... outtie belly- button he should swirl it in the crevices and around it. Next, using his tongue as a sort of shovel he moves the excrement to the womans pussy and begins eating her out, incorporating the feces with her juices.Next the woman collects the mixture of feces and discharge and kneads it together (as if making dough) and plops it in the blender. With the proper mixture of ice cubes, soy milk, lemon juice, raspberries, and egg whites this makes an incredible energy supplement and when drank for 10 days straight can result in the loss of 15 pounds. To turn the heat up in the bedroom, a dinner of spicy Indian food (tikka tikka masala is a personal favorite) gets the digestion system kicking and the feces flowing... a more enjoyable splatter!
"Yo! great game today Mike"
"Thanks... I had a protein shake last night, if you know what I mean..."
"Shit! that explains it! Damnnnn boy you kinky!"
by hockeyfan101 March 12, 2008
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Protein Shake

(Noun) A misnomer for a hook up. Or a girl coming over to have sexy time.
Come over and make me a Protein Shake.
by Pookey Tayshwan Rios July 13, 2008
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