A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.
N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
by flame sans e May 13, 2008
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by Christy October 12, 2003
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Somebody willing to look ahead to see the dark, bleak road based upon the fear the government has instilled on its own people and rebel. Somebody who realizes that this war is more than it seems. Somebody making use of the forgotten First Admendment. An honorable miniority whose selective arrests should be grieved for as much as the honorable giving their lives.
by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003
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The antiwar protestor lacking any form of intelligence lay naked in the street to block the supply of food, water and ammo to the US troops.
by Happy to be american May 30, 2003
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I went through the photographs of James' party last night. Peter was holding a ruddy glass of Guinness in every photo, he's a real pint protector.
by James the Paranoid Android November 1, 2009
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I was dancing with this girl in a harmless manner and then this boyfriend protector came over and warned me away because she was attached.
by greenskill June 6, 2014
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