procton

(n) The quantum of odor, that is, the smallest amount of odor which can exist independently. The unit of the Procton is the Smith, however, due to the large magnitude of the Smith, most commonly encountered odors are measured in picosmiths or femtosmiths.

He cut a loud, wet one, sending out a spreading cloud of Proctons like the ring around Uranus.

by DukieP April 28, 2005

Proctologizing

To make and apology for being and ass.

I'm done proctologizing to Amy for saying she looked fat in her wedding dress, she can just get over it already!

Rick is proctologizing to Tonya for calling her Marci during sex.

by Tulip Juicyfruit August 25, 2010

Proctosaurus

Dinosaur version of the well known porn star, Christopher Proctor.

Pussy

Pussbag

Really really gay.

Yo what's that Proctosaurus thing?

Oh don't worry thats just the dinosaur version of Christopher Proctor, the porn star.

oh, I heard he's a fucking pussy

You got that right.

by Fuck Chris Proctor September 16, 2012

Prantor

Prantor is a very talented person and a real friend. Prantors are very loyal and trustworthy. He can make anyone happy. If you meet a Prantor then don't let him go. Try to make him your friend and your life will change.

Hey call a prantor to handle this tough situation.

by Chfyxhx June 11, 2018

Proctomity

- (n) name of a group of socialites who are friends since middle school and doesn't let in outsiders to join the party.

- (adj.) used by the group to describe the LGBT community in a discreet way

"Hey, can I join your Proctomity group?" "No, it's exclusive and I don't think anyone has joined as an outsider"

by YallKnowWhoItIsRight June 14, 2019

pronko

A word to call your friends to annoy/confuse them

Friend 1: I am a pronko

Friend 2: A what?

Friend 1: A pronko

Friend 2: What’s a pronko?

Friend 1: A pronko is a pronko and you’re a pronko

Friend 2: ???

by ReallyNot_important August 28, 2021

ProctorOfWar

The term used when describing gay foreplay when one man ejaculates inside another mans rectum, and then sips it with a straw.

I ProctorOfWar'd him!

by EnderRagnar June 1, 2023