brobationary period

(n.) the time roughly between high school and college where women try to attract (bait) bros

Kevin: "So I hear Rachel has actually started dating people with unique personalities and control over their alcohol consumption."
Joe: "Yeah, her brobationary period ended this summer."

by fuckityow December 9, 2008

Desk Promotion

When you start a new job you get given a bad desk and then when someone finally moves on you can take their good desk.

Hey Rakesh, now that Jithu has moved you can finally get your desk promotion!

by Gooseberries January 21, 2009

narcissist promotion vehicle (NPV)

1. A company or non-profit organization set up to serve the egos of its founder(s). All of its activities, while often disguised as doing "good" for society, tech start-ups, the poor, etc., is done to enhance, flatter and inflate the founder's overly important fragile self-image of him or herself.

It's obvious the tech accelerator is solely a narcissist promotion vehicle (NPV). Its website mentions its founder 95 times and only has videos of young women talking breathlessly about its 'genius' founder - - yet 99 % of its 'members' are dudes.

by clairvoyant512 February 23, 2018

promotion demotion

Being promoted to a position that sucks worse than your current position. Your new title may include such misleading terms as "senior" or "manager" but in fact mean more hours for less pay and a false sense of moving forward in the company.

low guy on totem pole: Hey Stu, congrats on your promotion demotion last week!

Stu: (eyes red, hair greasy, piles of papers in heaps on his desk) Thanks bro, it's great finally being a Senior Manager in the office. I work 70 hours a week now but I'm making $800 more a year and I'm really valued here!

by SoFloBabyMamma March 26, 2011

promotional

To bring someone or something of lower class up to a higher better class,as in clubs and partys.

Carlos you are soo promotional!

The line at the club was so long; Carlos was so promotional and got us into V.I.P.

by Codymeister April 7, 2008

Progaytion

This word is used when a male friend does something that is very gay. Then he is put on "probation," or rather "progaytion"

"Dude, did you know that Steve accidently fell asleep drunk in Tom's bed with Tom? He is totally on progaytion."

by joseph16394 September 25, 2009

Prodation

Irratation by poking/prodding with your finger on any part of someone elses body.

sitting behind somebody poking them (irritation by prodding- prodation)

by A unknown Scotsman February 13, 2009