"Want a break from the ads?"
Bill: *throws phone after the 84576774th ad*
Bill: " man, i should get spotify premium to stop all these ads"
Bill: *throws phone after the 84576774th ad*
Bill: " man, i should get spotify premium to stop all these ads"
by ytlaser12334455 September 30, 2023
Get the Spotify Premiummug. The handcrafted, sawed and milled, sanded and polished, premium jackwood that comes from Charles Ledgerwood (Author Nobel prize winner GUEH, GUEH, GUEH) himself.
by RomanFoam March 1, 2022
Get the Premium Jackwoodmug. "Watch that glass.......smash!!!
Then sing "Duddle da dum...Duddle da dum...its the Salmon Premium" to the tune of the Addams family
Then sing "Duddle da dum...Duddle da dum...its the Salmon Premium" to the tune of the Addams family
by anonymous May 22, 2024
Get the Salmon Premiummug. by porsche girl September 26, 2023
Get the Premium Bus-Busmug. Maintains all of the same attributes as the regular fuck boy; however, is premium in looks, money, or swag game.
Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:
- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono
Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:
- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono
Susie: Joe just sent me another selfie on snap chat with the cartoon filter.
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!
by datagirl July 6, 2016
Get the Premium Fuckboymug. 
Term used to define a Valorant player who is currently in an active relationship.
Also used to make fun of Valorant players who are not currently in an active relationship, in this case, MOST OF THEM.
Also used to make fun of Valorant players who are not currently in an active relationship, in this case, MOST OF THEM.
Guy #1: Hey bro, I just got Valorant Premium!
Guy #2: No way, congrats!
Guy #3: wtfdym congrats, fuck your cs:go overwatch clone, go play a real game
Guy #2: No way, congrats!
Guy #3: wtfdym congrats, fuck your cs:go overwatch clone, go play a real game
by bobabond June 25, 2023
Get the Valorant Premiummug.