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Pothead

1. A person who enjoys the feeling of being high more than not. 2. Usually a functional member of society who can do a bong hit and still function at work or at home. 3. Someone who has to constantly defend their habit of smoking pot to people who think they are potheads. 4. Laid back, usually unintentionally hilariarous people, who have successful lives with jobs and homes and everything. These people rarely progress to using HARD DRUGS (anything other than pot). 5. Someone who believes that anything that grows naturally out of God's green Earth is not an unacceptable item for human consumption. If you have to cook it up, THEN it's a hard drug.
"I'm not a pothead. Where's my bong?"
by Bongity B. June 14, 2009
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Pothead

Once upon a time there lived a man, whose soul goal in life was to get high every day of his life. His name, was Smokey McRoaches, and by his name he did so. This man is a Pothead!
by Smokey McRoaches May 22, 2011
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pothead

one who smokes large amounts of weed continuously, uses weed daily; people think they're high when they aren't; carry eyedrops, lighters, and body spray with them at all times; complains when not high or getting high
a.k.a. heather, keagan, me, kassi, jolly, rob, taylor(wanna be pothead), and digger

A)You are a phucking pothead!
B)No i'm not you are
C)Hey you stupid phucks hit this blunt before it's gone
by midnighttoker May 20, 2006
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pothead

A person who smokes weed to avoid problems.
Joni Tate is a pothead because she smokes weed to help clear her mind.
by justsomedude363636 October 7, 2018
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smart pothead

A person that would literally take 2 minutes to answer what 2+2 is because he’s always high AF but takes 1hr doing a test and get a 100 .They Usually haves good grades and like to talk about politics and conspiracy theories when smoking, but stay forgetting what they talking about . Probably some hallucinogens mest up their brain
If our honor student Amy keeps doing LSD and smoking she’s going to end up like a smart pothead.
by Someone from the east March 13, 2018
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hairy pothead

"i saw abdul getting high behind the d building!"

"what a hairy pothead"
by gghhff August 8, 2007
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pothead

someone who spokes a shitload of pot, and more than likely wont stop for a while
god damn that guy is such a fucking pothead.
by bitch March 6, 2005
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