Porn

Girls watch it while they rub themselves and penetrate with dildos. It is so hot. They moan and legs shake uncontrollably. They finger themselves feeling pleasure. They reach orgasm panting and their hair a mess, blushing.
I watched porn earlier, rubbing my pussy on my hand then fingering myself and moaning the whole time - I am a very naughty little girl.
by Beachpissergirl January 14, 2022
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Remember kids, the pope see's you.
by Mike T.K. February 16, 2005
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Dude, if you're gonna jerk off somewhere, do it on porn-hub instead of here. do you realize you've come to A dictionary site to get sexual satisfaction? log off, and find your stepsister.
Todd: can you help me get out of the wheelchair Kyle?
Kyle: FUCK OFF I'M BEATING IT TO THIS HOT BLONDE BITCH!
Todd: ugh, he watching porn again. (And to think he feeds me with his hands)
by dalton_is_a_taxi_driver April 22, 2020
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by rafresfdFesgsrgaee February 19, 2018
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Potatoes and corn mixed together in a bowl, on a plate, or heck you could even make it on your light fixtures!
WOW THIS PORN LOOKS DISGUSTING, BUT IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD!
by Maddox Brenner June 23, 2017
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A way to kill five minutes. Possibly even less.
I think I've gone far enough xD
But it said I should include the word porn.
by slashownsit October 5, 2008
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A way to sexually gratify oneself without the risk of catching sexually transmitted viruses. The only viruses you have to worry about are the ones your computer gets which have a 100% cure rate compared to STDS.
God I love porn. I don't have to worry about some bitch giving me HIV. The only viruses I have to worry about are computer viruses which have a 100% cure rate. I cannot beat that!!!
by ddragon03 February 26, 2009
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