Poot

Someone unphotogenic-the term originated from anow unattractive picture of Demi Lovato. Her fans saw the photo and created a backstory- that "poot" is Demi's next of kin locked in a basement for years and is now out and about, hence the term "poot".

Tiffany: Did you see Linda's new profile pic?
Tina: OMG! She's such a poot.

Poot by SwagmasterChick July 24, 2016

Poot

A small amout of cum usually from someone with small testicles or someone that masturbates too much

Girl: is that all you have it's a poot of cum

Boy:sorry sorry sorry

Poot by The KG12344 June 24, 2017

poot

a silent fart

Fred noticed someone had pooted in the elevator

poot by mudslide slimmmmmm July 11, 2017

Poot

Derived from the word pooter (meant for entomological purposes) meaning the desire to suck someone into a small vial and keep them in your collection forever. Can also be used to suck the life or other substances out of someone.

Other derivations include: pootibility, pootage, pootosity, pooting, poot poot

Me: 10/10 would poot
Friend 1: yeah pootibility through the roof

Friend 2: poot me hard daddy

Friend 3: her pootage is unreal

Poot by Entomodel August 5, 2017

Poot

a very great snowman who likes computers and makes robots.

oh yeah jeff, he's a poot.

Poot by tiltnexus April 18, 2018

Poot

a very great snowman who likes to make robots.

oh yeah jeff, he's a poot.

Poot by tiltnexus April 18, 2018

Poot

Verb, Adjective, Noun

When a man ejaculates a pinner/small amount of semen and/or when a man has a boring orgasm, typically caused after frequent masturbation or multiple rounds of sex.

Originated from Vancouver BC via. KVu and Alex

Alex: Man I was fucking this bitch third round and I just had a poot.
Kay: Aw man I hate pooting.

Poot by KhVu September 18, 2017