poon

A descriptive term to describe someone who is being lame; or sometimes replaced as a greeting

Person 1--You Want to go grab a drink?
Person 2--Nah, gotta work in the morning.
Person 1--Man, you are being such a poon!

Whaddup poon!

by Fishnuggets September 26, 2008

Poon

A McDonald’s phrase for when people order nuggets stands for people order our nuggets

Damn Jared we just took a forty poon

by RealBigRed February 14, 2019

poon

moon with your penis

I can't believe that Jack pooned here.

by March 14, 2022

poon

adam juwig, a vagina

"hey adam, we should go chillin with the pud"

"no man, i'm tired"

by taylor March 16, 2005

POONed

to beat someone or to kick ass

Tristan Pooned Daniel at Video Games

by TristanM May 14, 2008

poon

big ol' wet, sopping, flaps of that are located between whores legs. there fore, guys do not have a poon (inless they get some hard core surgery done) men usually have a temptation to shove there big ol' long sholngs in that there poon

Jeff:"damn! last night i shoved my big ol; long shlong in that bitches poon!
Joe:"well did tht poon taste like tuna or salmon?"
Jeff: *sarcastic* "that poon was more fresh than a purina purifyer!!!"

by very kewl kid with the helpkid May 04, 2012

poon

To beat someone with skill and with ease

you got pooned
im gonna poon you
you aint no poon

by GaryG March 18, 2006