A foul-smelling, well-used vagina. Most females possessing a monkey pooch are either lacking the intelligence of the conventional woman or are simply both liars and hussies.
"Kevin, the smell of your girlfriend's monkey pooch could kill a small rodent."
"Kevin! You want to make me feel better than I feel right now?! You want to give me pleasure? Stick your fingers in my monkey pooch!"
"Shit, she had four guys in that monkey pooch of her's."
"Kevin, your monkey pooch - having girlfriend is a liar and a hussy."
"Kevin! You want to make me feel better than I feel right now?! You want to give me pleasure? Stick your fingers in my monkey pooch!"
"Shit, she had four guys in that monkey pooch of her's."
"Kevin, your monkey pooch - having girlfriend is a liar and a hussy."
by Mattrick McKennedy August 07, 2006
Similar to a beer gut, a beer pooch is achieved by drinking too much beer too often. A beer pooch is usually less extreme than a beer gut and can be referred to what a woman usually gets after drinking beer for an extensive period of time.
"Ew, look at my beer pooch in that picture, time to start working out."
"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"
"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"
by princezofdorks August 21, 2009
by postmachoguy January 03, 2009
Large accumalation of fat above a man's genitalia where it looks like a seperate mound of fat aside from the stomach.
Brett: Hey, check out that tweedle dee looking motherfucker over there wearing those tight ass jeans.
Gabe: Yeah, he shouldn't wear his belt so tight, cause it really accentuating his man-pooch.
Gabe: Yeah, he shouldn't wear his belt so tight, cause it really accentuating his man-pooch.
by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 21, 2009
Also know as Doing the Dog. To be a lazy no good worthless piece of shit. Or in some cases, to actually have sex with a dog.
by PeeBee February 12, 2004
to screw up
by screwedthepooch October 05, 2013
by BulKathos September 09, 2005