Pony Riser

A derogatory name for a male; Used as an insult towards another man: Gay male stripper.

Jim is such a pony riser.

by Erøc November 10, 2008

stoned pony

High horse. Conceited, snobbish. Acting as if you're better than everyone else.

Get off your stoned pony, Cassidy. Getting free drinks from Lazy-Eye Larry behind the bar isn't something to brag about...

by AdriennePurdue April 5, 2017

Skin Pony

An erect penis, adorned with a saddle or other kind of decorative ornament to entice a partner into riding it like a pony.

"Sorry bro I can't make it to MMA practice tonight, I'm gonna stay in and ride Justin's skin pony.

by Rodeo Buckaroo July 15, 2011

guasti pony

An attractive and/or promiscuous female with distinguishing qualities of the Inland Empire region of Southern California. Guasti comes from the name of a Park Lake in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, a hotbed of activity for Guasti Ponies. While a typical Pony lives in the Inland Empire and is between the age of 15 and 18, Guasti Ponies can be any age, and found anywhere. Guasti Ponies are classified as such because of their distinctive look and lifestyle choices. Characteristics include; tramp stamp, nautical star tattoo, excessive hair highlights, oversized sunglasses, animal prints, a love for Lake Havasu & Glamis, all things moto, a magnetic attraction to the compensation truck. Can be similar to a bro hoe but much classier. Much like the titles of MILF or Cougar, women have come to accept Guasti Pony as an earned title.

I'm going to the cage fights this weekend to try and score a Guasti Pony.

by IEknowledge March 23, 2009

ice pony

A glass device to partake of your ice,meth,whoop chicken etc.

Fuck i just dropped the ice pony and it shattered. Bro grab the foil and lets just smoke our way through the disappointment.

by H&D productions May 14, 2014

shanks pony

Walking to anywhere. Walking somewhere when you have no cash for the bus, or no car

Hey George, how are you getting there, on the bus? No, taking shanks pony. I got no money.

by big fart in a hole April 30, 2008

Face Pony

(noun)

(1) A lesbian who (a) takes pleasure in servicing other women sexually AND (b) has no intention of perpetuating the relationship any further outside of a purely physical union.

(2) A lesbian who allows women to sit on her face for sexual gratification.

(3) Lesbian-specific synonym for "player".

I thought she really liked me, but it turns out that face pony only wants sex.

by loveypotpie June 16, 2010