Plunging

The act of plunging one's erect penis into applesauce, whether the applesauce belongs to the plunger, the plunger's friend/relative, or a complete stranger.

John had returned from the bathroom only to find his friend Tom plunging his applesauce. That bastard!

by The Ωmega June 24, 2010

Planking

To lie face down with arms by sides in a plank like position on different objects or in creative situations.

Most popular in Australia.

Started as a facebook fan page craze

Can be potentially dangerous, one confirmed death from planking as of 16 May 2011.

Guy 1 "Yo, Check out Matt on that roof up there, what's he doin?"

Guy 2 "Aw he's just planking, last week I saw him on a letterbox."

by Not your average sex guy June 9, 2011

planking

The act of lying face down, palms flat against the sides, and feet together pointing at the floor. The event must take place in an odd location and shared via the internet to be considered an official "plank." It is allegedly dangerous.

Tom took a picture Bill planking on top of Sydney Opera House.

by Etyman June 18, 2011

Planking

Some gay shit people do in order for other people to laugh at them. It's thought that it was originated at some gay frat guy's house then spread to all the fucking faggots out there.

That guy is so gay he could be planking all night.

by yourmom999999 November 7, 2011

Dunkin-Plunkin

To be consuming a healthy portion of freshly baked jelly doughnuts while simulataneously giving, gettin or receiving a warm enema.

The doctor told Elvis the years of dunkin-plunkin had finnally taken its toll, his teeth were rotten and his rectum was raw.

by BYummy July 7, 2006

Planking

To lay completely rigid, face down on any surface. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed. Must also have a expressionless face.
Other known as "The Lying Down Game" (UK)

Lets go plank that fence
I wanna go planking

by Plankaholic June 10, 2011

Plucking cherries

To go through red lights

On my drive into work I was plucking cherries to make it on time.

by amar711 December 8, 2010