heart attack on a plate

A termendous pile of greasy food that is all served on one plate. Quite likely to be seen at buffet restaurants.

*Nick D and one of his friends from the ghetto are out dining at the Golden Corral*

Nick D: *accidently spits out his drink while alarmed by the sight of a morbidly obese man serving himself pounds of fatty meat on a single plate* Holy shit, yo check out that niggapotamus over there serving himself a whole heart attack on a plate!
Nick's homie: I see that. Daaayum, that be one fool who needa check himself before he wrecks himself with that metric shitload of grease.
Nick D: Yeah I bet that sucka's soon gonna need an ox cart to carry his Jabba the Hutt ass around.

by Mark H September 23, 2004

platos cave

platos cave is a cave with sevoral people chained to chairs, these people have only ever seen shadows on a wall, so to them the shadows are reality, thae have never seen the real world, plato (the philosipher who came up with the idea) is trying to say the reality we experence is the only reality we have experenced so how do we know that there isant anything beyond our reality, we are like the prizoners chained to the chairs

guy 1:do ya ever feel like the prizoners in platos cave
guy 2:SHUT UP AND GIVE ME YA LUNCH MONEY

by epistomologicus maximus the2nd October 11, 2010

Get the Plate

an expression meaning "I'm about to cum!" Originates from a metaphorical Thanksgiving dinner, where the 'plate' is loaded down with turkey, ham, stuffing, corn, green beans, mashed potatoes, etc. However the gravy is substituted with human semen about to be spread across the mashed potatoes.

Derrick: "Dude look! You can see Tiffany's G-string through her yoga pants!"
Blake: "OMG dude! Get the Plate!"

by PCHSxc December 3, 2016

chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole

An asshole no matter how you look at him. A complete, perfect asshole.

Warren:"So Mayson fucked it up again. Words cannot describe what a douche-bag he is...."
Jose:"Oh yes they can--he's a chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole!"

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

weed plate

A CD so whack you cop it just to roll weed up on it.. I believe in a diss rap towards 50 Cent, Jadakiss said "ya last CD was my weed plate"

Rolling Papers??? More like a Weed plate to me

by SCOOPSSS April 19, 2011

Planesexual

A sexual attraction to planes; wanting to have a KC135 stick its boom in you. Often a word used by plane spotters to show how they feel about aircraft.

I heard that guy is planesexual, he had sex with a Cessna 208B

by PHXAV May 7, 2018

plate lunch

Hawaiian classic: 2 scoops rice, one scoop macaroni salad (or toss salad sometimes), plus one kind meat. Can be teri beef, bbq chicken, chicken katsu, mahimahi, kalbi, etc.
Popular plate lunch places include L&L, Zippy's, Hawaiian Drive-Inn, and more.

I went to Mitsuken's and got da kine plate lunch.

by Mr. X September 26, 2005