Pitaya

Its a sragon fruit but in spanish (ez ikr)

Guy1--Hey bro what are you eating?
Guy2--A *Pitaya* bro
Guy1--Do you mean Dragon fruit?
Guy2--Smh *Pitaya* Is dragon fruit in spanish

by PitayaPlant July 26, 2020

pityuck

Something that is so gross that its sad.

Straight cis males are PITYUCK

by cain's bestie December 3, 2021

Pity Bologna

Bologna that is given to someone as an after thought.

Brett give bologna to his friends then offered Pity Bologna to the other people at the break table.

by Max Baskin February 7, 2023

Ugly pity

When someone says "you'll find the right one eventually" because they feel bad about how unattractive you are.

P1: "I asked Belle Delphine on a date!"
P2: "what did she say"
P1: "I got rejected and she gave me the ugly pity"
P2: *drops an F in the chat*

by Thatonekid87 October 13, 2019

Donny Pitzel’s

Men’s opera pump style dress shoes; especially when stuffed with size 14 EEE Christmas hams.

Q: Does Dad needs new shoes for the wedding?
A: No, I just got him some new Donny Pitzel’s!

by Everybody’s Uncle October 27, 2020

don't pity me

stop feeling bad or remorse for me.

Marshall:sorry about what happened to you and your boyfriend
Selena:oh don't pity me

by heroindaughter October 18, 2019

Pity pork

The practice of having sex with someone only because you feel sorry for them; sympathy sex.

John won't stop whining about how long it's been since he's gotten laid...I'm willing to pity pork him myself just to shut him up already.

by mds1978 January 20, 2011