pintoing

v. The act of stating the obvious, thus frustrating other parties involved, while the offender remains clueless as to what she did wrong.

He was pintoing when he told us that the sky is blue.

She pintoed her mom when she said they were related.

"My name is Bob." "I'm not stupid, I'm your sister, I know your name. You're pintoing." "What did I do wrong?"

by Duh* October 3, 2013

Pinto

A female addicted to methamphetamine who claims everything is hers yet is homeless, jobless and shameless. Said female will entertain anyone who holds a bag containing any amount of methamphetamine. In a group setting where there is more than one "pinto" no article of clothing, cosmetic pallete, or gel pen is safe. The endless scandals, lies, and betrayal can be just some of the bad action you'll encounter while in the company of pintos.

Wow, the methamphetamine has really turned her into quite the pinto.

by Ma'nika August 11, 2019

pingtok

Pingtok is when people post or talk about pinging on tiktok and some idiots made pinging a trend (pinging is dangerous and you can overdose)

“yooo wanna get really fucking high on some stimulants and then post about it on tiktok with the pingtok hashtag?”

“getting dangerously close to overdosing trying to chase our first high just for a tiktok? Fuck no im good”

by Bst_Fatneeker cch October 13, 2023

nicholas pinto lb scoots

The scooter wheel company made by the kid who made $100k at 13, Nicholas Pinto.

(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)

Bro, I love Proto wheels but they break mad quick, I got me them nicholas pinto lb scoots wheels now tho. we straight.

by ashantirayu October 17, 2020

Pinto

1. A car produced by Ford in the 1970's, prone to exploding when rear-ended: mostly known for when the company deemed it cheaper to pay off lawsuits arising from death than to remodel the car.

2. Colloquial Brazillian for cock.

3. A portmanteau of the surnames of actors Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto referring to a romantic relationship between the two; also used to refer to a love child resulting from such a relationship.

1. The Ford Pinto: "the barbecue that seats four."

2. "You gotta wait for the right time to whip your pinto out."

2. "Pinto is a GQ motherfucker so fly he doesn't even exist!"

by CaptainFine May 26, 2009

pinecone pussy

A hairy,hanging vagina that closely reflects the appearance of a pine cone.

A ugly vagina.

The womens disturbing pinecone pussy made the porn star think twice.

by reaperofwords November 24, 2007

Argentinian pinecone

A sexual night in heaven that involved 9 midgets covered in thousand island dressing.

My wife was not pleased when she came home early from work and realized i was enjoying an argentinian pinecone.

by blackmidgetwasbiggerdownthere December 14, 2010