Clown Pimp

A person who is so bad ass that he turns his opponents into clowns, and then makes them his bitch.

Dude did you see that guy whoring those clowns in halo? He's such a clown pimp

by TeddyL August 21, 2007

Code Pimp

Somehow who pimps out development resources like a boss.

John : Hey chooch you need some sweet front end dev work?
Matt : How much?
John : 2 days with my resource, anything you need. 85/hr
Matt : Alright, its a deal.
----Later
John : Yo, Lisa you are needed for some front end work downtown, 2 days a week.
Lisa : Come on Johnny...I need to smoke up and vacuum my walls.
John : Don't make me pimp slap you! Move!
Lisa : Friggin Code Pimp!

by Richard Hasherpes November 19, 2013

captain pimp master

only one of these in the world. coolest person ever.
loved by all.

i am the captain pimp master

by Captain Pimp Master January 23, 2004

Chaldo_Pimp

Moron. This guy doesn't know his ass from his elbow.

that guy Chaldo_pimp is an idiot asshole.

by Vance Birznasty March 3, 2004

Cellphone Pimp

Those people at the mall...(curiously a lot of asians ha ha!!!) that are usually seen at kiosks who are always trying to push sales of their calling plan or latest cellphone complete with camera, video, idiotic text messaging, turkey bastor, and enema. The most common phrases heard from these schmucks is "Who is your carrier?," "What kind of phone do you have?, "Who is your service with?" These guys and some girls think they are completely slick and clever when in reality they are a bunch of ZOISTERS who are in the same species as those telemarketing turd-links.

Cellphone Pimp: "What kind of phone you got?"
ME: A Dickfor 3000

by DEVGRU May 31, 2006

China Pimp

A chinese man who wants to make it with the white women, all while remaining faithful to his china doll.

Person one: I want to fuck a whitey!

Person Two: Man he is such a china pimp!

by Jasonisthebest September 29, 2009

california pimp

Big black ugly smell like asshole greese, gold chains, gold watch, gold teeth, gold mercedes car, high heels, pink hanky, walks & talks soft with a big stick....

badge 714 rampart division day watch commander called and
said: joe "check out california pimp workin the streets "..
city of angels .
I was on my way to R&I " coffee in hand when I got the call ".

by itichie_nocanpo March 4, 2007