spoonful of pills

The act of gorging oneself with prescription narcotics until your face droops and words are slurred beyond recognition.

Have you seen Jessica?

Yeah. She's by her car trying to talk to her reflection in the window. She loves a spoonful of pills.

by Jsmelks September 30, 2015

'dem pills

Another term for the morning after pill.

Hey baby girl, I was just calling to let you know that the condom broke and you may require one of 'dem pills.

by Douglas The Christmas Bandit January 11, 2008

Rude Pill

Someone who is so irritating and horrifying in their face
Or just a shocking haircut

Look at Snic he got a new hair cut
"What a Rude Pill"

by Sir, Hamo The 13th August 13, 2023

Woody Pills

Another name for erectile dysfunction medications like viagra, cialis, and levitra.

I just scored some woody pills, let's go looking for chicks.

by marvelgoose January 14, 2009

Zion Pill

An alternative to the chris pill which makes you very stupid, a greasy weeb and gay.

phil: how are those chris pills I prescribed to you.
connor: I took the zion pill instead and let me say, I hate my life.

by b1gboned October 27, 2020

parenti-pilled

The universal experience where one is awoken by da GOAT himself. The man, the myth, the legend: Michael Dilfhunter TopG-Parenti. He will tomahawk you in his sleep with the force of your mom going down a waterslide. His master manoeuvres will destroy you.

The mandem celebrate eid the trap still running on christmas day

damn i just got parenti-pilled so hard Big Brother turned pesbian

by 1800-rechikolateyourmom November 23, 2022

Wario pill

Take the Wario pill to see the world for how it really is. (Ingest 303.8mg of MDMA)

Me: Will you take the Wario pill to see the world for how it really is or will you take the Mario pill instead?
Random guy: The Wario pill.

by Realistic500 February 24, 2021