shower faced pikeys

random skinheads that will skin you alive

Ben: Oh shit, here comes a bag full of shower faced pikeys.

Jack: We're fucked.

by exo666 February 26, 2009

sticky pikey poo

The brown slimy substance that is often found down the back of various fairground rides

Oh man! I just dropped a fiver down the back of the seat and reached back to get it and put my hand in this sticky pikey poo!!

by Maxine W October 10, 2007

Bore off you pikey

One of the classics in the Oxford English Dictionary, bore off you pikey is a phrase used a last resort when faced with a state of complete anger and desperation

Mother: please tidy your room

Me: not now I’m taking a dub

Mother: I’ll smash up your PS4 you sket
Me: oh bore off you pikey

by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019

Plural Pikey

The phenomenon that occurs when someone repeatedly gains large numbers of points in scrabble by adding an s to high scoring words already played by other parties.

Pete: Lucy wins at Scrabble every single time, and I just don't understand why!
Tom: No, she's just a plural pikey.

by Eudoman December 29, 2014

PIKEY CRACK

When someone from gypsy decent creates homemade crack out of some left other crack and sawdust, usaly made very cheep and sold for more on the market.

"Do you have any of that Pikey Crack?"

by BigOldAl69 December 28, 2016

Doka Pikey

A Doka Pikey is a person who collects scrap normally in the back of a flat bed van. The vans are known as Doka's

Here comes the Doka Pikey to take that old washing machine away

by Jemlocks October 5, 2016

pikey sandwich

the act or form of a pikeys mum and dad sandwiching him in the middle of them while they all move back and forth (naked) and make out

my friend saxon and his parents did the pikey sandwich in top bunk last night

by anonymous August 28, 2022