Facebook Philosopher

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.
I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.
by KImCobain June 11, 2016
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philosophers stone

Gangstalking, andrenachrome moarch bullshit

adrenachrome is black hence the first stage deals with trauma done to someone

usual deals with neck pain and black shit in the vision
white part is the visualization done by the person who takes it
im guessing yellow is the calming stage of the subconcious cymatics,
and red altering the blood and heart attractions of the person who takes it

deals alot with subconcious voodoo and law of reversal shit based around the person whowants it
philosophers stone hence turning lead intogold
by MyneowedWus October 31, 2023
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Philosophical Dick

When the dick is so good or so bad, your partner can't help but mull over some of the philosophical questions of life.

Ex. What is the meaning of life? What did I do to deserve this? Can we ever know everything?
His philosophical dick was so good I had to question the universe
by Shenzibiothane111 November 05, 2021
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tiktok philosopher

Someone who spends most of his/her time on Tiktok and built a personality out of "philosophy" tiktokers.
Woman: "I am a philosopher. I watched lots of tiktoks and realized that men are bad because-"
Person with common sense: "Shut the fuck up, nigger. Nigga be a tiktok philosopher and shit."
by NiggasCallMeTheDrink June 25, 2024
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